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Brass goose wall hook
C4 · Level 0 · No electricity Dumb as a rock

Brass goose wall hook

A brass goose-neck wall hook rail for keys and coats.

$18Buy on Amazon
Amazon US, October 2026. Prices change.

The lateral alternative. Screw it to the wall by the door and hang the keys on it every time. Works with every brand of key.

Calm
Does not compete for your attention: no notifications, feeds or endless content. Does its job and gets out of the way.

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Survival checklist

What it survives, next to the smart one it replaces.
1
=SURVIVES(threat)Survives…
ThisBrass goose wall hook
What it replacesSmart oneApple AirTag
2
Power cut
TRUE
FALSE
3
Wi-Fi goes down
TRUE
FALSE
4
The company switches off its servers
TRUE
FALSE
5
Someone tries to hack it
TRUE
FALSE
6
A firmware update goes wrong
TRUE
FALSE
7
Twenty years from now
TRUE
FALSE
8
=COUNTIF(TRUE)Total
6 of 66/6
0 of 60/6

The smart one is the Apple AirTag.

Row 4

See it in the sheetIn the sheet
You are here

Hang the keys here. Found them.

Brass goose wall hook

$18
Calm
#N/A

We looked. Sorry.

Electricity has never helped anyone find their keys.

Brass goose wall hook$18
Buy on Amazon