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Westclox keywound alarm clock
C6 · Level 0 · No electricity Dumb as a rock

Westclox keywound alarm clock

Westclox key-wound mechanical bell alarm clock.

$14Buy on Amazon
Amazon US, October 2026. Prices change.

Wind it before bed, set the hand and sleep. A spring, an escapement and a hammer on a bell, from the company that made Big Ben clocks in 1910. No screen glowing at you at three in the morning.

Calm
Does not compete for your attention: no notifications, feeds or endless content. Does its job and gets out of the way.

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Survival checklist

What it survives, next to the smart one it replaces.
1
=SURVIVES(threat)Survives…
ThisWestclox keywound alarm clock
What it replacesSmart oneAmazon Echo Spot
2
Power cut
TRUE
FALSE
3
Wi-Fi goes down
TRUE
FALSE
4
The company switches off its servers
TRUE
FALSE
5
Someone tries to hack it
TRUE
FALSE
6
A firmware update goes wrong
TRUE
FALSE
7
Twenty years from now
TRUE
FALSE
8
=COUNTIF(TRUE)Total
6 of 66/6
0 of 60/6

The smart one is the Amazon Echo Spot.

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Wind it before bed. It rings like a fire station.

Westclox keywound alarm clock

$14
Calm
Westclox keywound alarm clock$14
Buy on Amazon