Too dumb to fail.

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Wahl 5 Star shaver
D3 · Level 1 · Electric, no logic An electric rock

Wahl 5 Star shaver

Wahl Professional 5 Star shaver/shaper, cord or cordless.

$90Buy on Amazon
Amazon US, October 2026. Prices change.

The foil shaver barbers use for clean necklines and bald heads. A motor, a switch and a foil, made to run all day in a busy shop.

Off-grid
Runs on battery, crank or solar, so it survives a power cut.

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Survival checklist

What it survives, next to the smart one it replaces.
1
=SURVIVES(threat)Survives…
ThisWahl 5 Star shaver
What it replacesSmart onePhilips Norelco i9000 Prestige
2
Power cut
TRUE
FALSE
3
Wi-Fi goes down
TRUE
TRUE
4
The company switches off its servers
TRUE
#DEPENDS
5
Someone tries to hack it
TRUE
#DEPENDS
6
A firmware update goes wrong
TRUE
FALSE
7
Twenty years from now
#DEPENDS
#DEPENDS
8
=COUNTIF(TRUE)Total
5 of 65/6and one maybe
1 of 61/6and three maybes

The smart one is the Philips Norelco i9000 Prestige.

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A barber’s foil shaver. Plugs in, buzzes, no opinions.

Wahl 5 Star shaver

$90
Off-grid
Wahl 5 Star shaver$90
Buy on Amazon