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Philips Norelco i9000 Prestige

By Philips.

Amazon US, October 2026. Prices change.

A premium rotary shaver with sensors and Bluetooth that feeds your shaving habits to an app, which then has suggestions. The shave is excellent. The report is optional.

Local

Bluetooth, RF or NFC. An attacker has to be nearby.

Buy the dumb one instead

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