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Simpeak hand-crank torch
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Simpeak hand-crank torch

Simpeak hand-crank and solar LED torch, two-pack.

$15Buy on Amazon
Amazon US, October 2026. Prices change.

Wind the handle and the light comes on. Perfect for one more chapter under the duvet, and for the next power cut.

Off-grid
Runs on battery, crank or solar, so it survives a power cut.
Calm
Does not compete for your attention: no notifications, feeds or endless content. Does its job and gets out of the way.

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Survival checklist

What it survives, next to the smart one it replaces.
1
=SURVIVES(threat)Survives…
ThisSimpeak hand-crank torch
What it replacesSmart oneToniebox 2
2
Power cut
TRUE
FALSE
3
Wi-Fi goes down
TRUE
FALSE
4
The company switches off its servers
TRUE
FALSE
5
Someone tries to hack it
TRUE
FALSE
6
A firmware update goes wrong
TRUE
FALSE
7
Twenty years from now
#DEPENDS
FALSE
8
=COUNTIF(TRUE)Total
5 of 65/6and one maybe
0 of 60/6

The smart one is the Toniebox 2.

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For reading under the covers. Crank to continue.

Simpeak hand-crank torch

$15
Off-grid · Calm
Simpeak hand-crank torch$15
Buy on Amazon