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Husqvarna Automower 435X AWD

By Husqvarna.

Amazon US, October 2026. Prices change.

A robot mower with a cellular modem, GPS and an app that tells you it has stopped again. It needs a network to cut grass, which is a sentence nobody should have to write.

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Wi-Fi, Ethernet or cellular. An attacker can be anywhere, and it can collect data.

Buy the dumb one instead

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We do not link to the smart one. You can find it.