Too dumb to fail.

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Felco 822 Power Blade

By Felco.

$2,050–2,400
Estimate. Prices change.

A professional electric pruner that connects to the Felco app by Bluetooth for battery life, cutting statistics and settings. Superb for vineyards. A lot of software for a rose bush.

Local
Bluetooth, RF or NFC. An attacker has to be nearby.

Buy the dumb one instead

We do not link to the smart one. You can find it.

Survival checklist

What it survives, next to the dumb one.
1
=SURVIVES(threat)Survives…
ThisFelco 822 Power Blade
The dumb oneDumb oneFelco 2
2
Power cut
FALSE
TRUE
3
Wi-Fi goes down
TRUE
TRUE
4
The company switches off its servers
#DEPENDS
TRUE
5
Someone tries to hack it
#DEPENDS
TRUE
6
A firmware update goes wrong
FALSE
TRUE
7
Twenty years from now
#DEPENDS
TRUE
8
=COUNTIF(TRUE)Total
1 of 61/6and three maybes
6 of 66/6

The dumb one is the Felco 2.

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Counts every cut. Sends the count to an app.

Felco 822 Power Blade

$2,050–2,400
Local Secateurs with a step counter.
#N/A

We looked. Sorry.

Electric shears without a brain would be a hedge trimmer.