Be smart, stay dumb.

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BioLite CampStove 2+
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BioLite CampStove 2+

By BioLite.

$300
Amazon US, October 2026. Prices change.

A wood stove with a fan, a battery and Bluetooth that sends fire statistics to your phone. It also charges the phone, so it can tell you about the fire.

Local
Bluetooth, RF or NFC. An attacker has to be nearby.

Buy the dumb one instead

We do not link to the smart one. You can find it.

Survival checklist

What it survives, next to the dumb one.
1
=SURVIVES(threat)Survives…
ThisBioLite CampStove 2+
The dumb oneDumb oneTrangia 27
2
Power cut
FALSE
TRUE
3
Wi-Fi goes down
TRUE
TRUE
4
The company switches off its servers
#DEPENDS
TRUE
5
Someone tries to hack it
#DEPENDS
TRUE
6
A firmware update goes wrong
FALSE
TRUE
7
Twenty years from now
#DEPENDS
TRUE
8
=COUNTIF(TRUE)Total
1 of 61/6and three maybes
6 of 66/6

The dumb one is the Trangia 27.

Row 6

See it in the sheetIn the sheet
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Cooks dinner, reports the flame to an app.

BioLite CampStove 2+

$300
Local A campfire with an app.
#N/A

Still nothing.

The Trangia is two cells to the left. It has never failed.