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Telechron electric wall clock

A vintage Telechron synchronous electric wall clock.

$40–150Buy on eBay
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A tiny synchronous motor locked to the mains frequency. No battery, no chip, just a hum you can barely hear. Telechron made them in Massachusetts by the million.

Repairable
Opens with common tools, spare parts are available, and replacement parts work without the maker unlocking them.
Calm
Does not compete for your attention: no notifications, feeds or endless content. Does its job and gets out of the way.

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Survival checklist

What it survives, next to the smart one it replaces.
1
=SURVIVES(threat)Survives…
ThisTelechron electric wall clock
What it replacesSmart oneAmazon Echo Show 8
2
Power cut
FALSE
FALSE
3
Wi-Fi goes down
TRUE
FALSE
4
The company switches off its servers
TRUE
FALSE
5
Someone tries to hack it
TRUE
FALSE
6
A firmware update goes wrong
TRUE
FALSE
7
Twenty years from now
TRUE
FALSE
8
=COUNTIF(TRUE)Total
5 of 65/6
0 of 60/6

The smart one is the Amazon Echo Show 8.

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Keeps time by counting the grid, like a 1950s kitchen.

Telechron electric wall clock

$40–150
Repairable · Calm
Telechron electric wall clock$40–150
Buy on eBay