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Philips Norelco OneBlade 360 Connected
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Philips Norelco OneBlade 360 Connected

By Philips.

$41
Amazon US, October 2026. Prices change.

A trimmer with Bluetooth that talks to an app for real-time guidance and blade-replacement reminders. The blade was fine. It is a trimmer.

Local
Bluetooth, RF or NFC. An attacker has to be nearby.

Buy the dumb one instead

We do not link to the smart one. You can find it.

Survival checklist

What it survives, next to the dumb one.
1
=SURVIVES(threat)Survives…
ThisPhilips Norelco OneBlade 360 Connected
The dumb oneDumb oneJRL manual hair clipper
2
Power cut
FALSE
TRUE
3
Wi-Fi goes down
TRUE
TRUE
4
The company switches off its servers
#DEPENDS
TRUE
5
Someone tries to hack it
#DEPENDS
TRUE
6
A firmware update goes wrong
FALSE
TRUE
7
Twenty years from now
#DEPENDS
TRUE
8
=COUNTIF(TRUE)Total
1 of 61/6and three maybes
6 of 66/6

The dumb one is the JRL manual hair clipper.

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Philips Norelco OneBlade 360 Connected

$41
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