Too dumb to fail.

Back to the sheet Kitchen Pasta machine · E8
Philips 7000 Series Pasta Maker
E8 · Level 2 · A quiet chip Dependable doofus

Philips 7000 Series Pasta Maker

Philips 7000 Series automatic pasta maker with eight discs.

$380Buy on Amazon
Amazon US, October 2026. Prices change.

Pour in flour and water and it mixes, kneads and pushes out pasta through a die in about twenty minutes. A chip runs the programme. Nothing connects.

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Survival checklist

What it survives, next to the smart one it replaces.
1
=SURVIVES(threat)Survives…
ThisPhilips 7000 Series Pasta Maker
What it replacesSmart oneThermomix TM7
2
Power cut
FALSE
FALSE
3
Wi-Fi goes down
TRUE
FALSE
4
The company switches off its servers
TRUE
FALSE
5
Someone tries to hack it
TRUE
FALSE
6
A firmware update goes wrong
TRUE
FALSE
7
Twenty years from now
#DEPENDS
FALSE
8
=COUNTIF(TRUE)Total
4 of 64/6and one maybe
0 of 60/6

The smart one is the Thermomix TM7.

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Mixes, kneads and extrudes on a timer. Downloads nothing.

Philips 7000 Series Pasta Maker

$380
Philips 7000 Series Pasta Maker$380
Buy on Amazon