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Microsoft Surface Laptop (Copilot+ PC)
$999
Online · Cloud-dependent
A typewriter that takes notes on you.
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Microsoft Surface Laptop (Copilot+ PC)
By Microsoft.
$999
Amazon US, October 2026. Prices change.
A machine that suggests your next sentence, and can keep a searchable screenshot of everything you did on it. Great for spreadsheets. Terrible for thinking.
- Online
- Wi-Fi, Ethernet or cellular. An attacker can be anywhere, and it can collect data.
- Cloud-dependent
- Needs the maker's servers or app to work, so the maker can switch it off.
Buy the dumb one instead
- Olivetti Lettera 32Level 0 · No electricity · Dumb as a rock $150–350View
- IBM Selectric IILevel 1 · Electric, no logic · An electric rock $400–900View
- Brother GX-6750Level 2 · A quiet chip · Dependable doofus $325View
We do not link to the smart one. You can find it.
