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LEGO City Express Passenger Train

By LEGO.

Amazon US, October 2026. Prices change.

A brilliant set with a motor hub that pairs with a Bluetooth remote or an app. It is still LEGO. It just needs a hub, a remote and batteries to leave the station.

Local

Bluetooth, RF or NFC. An attacker has to be nearby.

Buy the dumb one instead

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We do not link to the smart one. You can find it.