Too dumb to fail.

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Etekcity Smart Nutrition Scale
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Etekcity Smart Nutrition Scale

By Etekcity.

$40
Amazon US, October 2026. Prices change.

A kitchen scale that pairs with a nutrition app over Bluetooth and logs what you eat. The flour does not care. The app does.

Local
Bluetooth, RF or NFC. An attacker has to be nearby.

Buy the dumb one instead

We do not link to the smart one. You can find it.

Survival checklist

What it survives, next to the dumb one.
1
=SURVIVES(threat)Survives…
ThisEtekcity Smart Nutrition Scale
The dumb oneDumb oneSalter Aquaweigh mechanical scale
2
Power cut
FALSE
TRUE
3
Wi-Fi goes down
TRUE
TRUE
4
The company switches off its servers
#DEPENDS
TRUE
5
Someone tries to hack it
#DEPENDS
TRUE
6
A firmware update goes wrong
FALSE
TRUE
7
Twenty years from now
#DEPENDS
TRUE
8
=COUNTIF(TRUE)Total
1 of 61/6and three maybes
6 of 66/6

The dumb one is the Salter Aquaweigh mechanical scale.

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Weighs flour. Also weighs in on your diet.

Etekcity Smart Nutrition Scale

$40
Local Your flour has an account now.
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We looked. Sorry.

Electric scales without a brain went out with the valve radio.