Too dumb to fail.

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Dyson Purifier Hot+Cool HP07
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Dyson Purifier Hot+Cool HP07

By Dyson.

$649
Amazon US, October 2026. Prices change.

A bladeless heater, fan and air purifier with Wi-Fi and an app that charts your living room air. It is very good at all three, and at telling you about it.

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Wi-Fi, Ethernet or cellular. An attacker can be anywhere, and it can collect data.

Buy the dumb one instead

We do not link to the smart one. You can find it.

Survival checklist

What it survives, next to the dumb one.
1
=SURVIVES(threat)Survives…
ThisDyson Purifier Hot+Cool HP07
The dumb oneDumb oneJøtul F 602
2
Power cut
FALSE
TRUE
3
Wi-Fi goes down
#DEPENDS
TRUE
4
The company switches off its servers
#DEPENDS
TRUE
5
Someone tries to hack it
FALSE
TRUE
6
A firmware update goes wrong
FALSE
TRUE
7
Twenty years from now
#DEPENDS
TRUE
8
=COUNTIF(TRUE)Total
0 of 60/6and three maybes
6 of 66/6

The dumb one is the Jøtul F 602.

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Heats, cools, purifies and reports back to the app.

Dyson Purifier Hot+Cool HP07

$649
Online A fan with a data plan.