Too dumb to fail.

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Cuisinart cast-iron single burner
D7 · Level 1 · Electric, no logic An electric rock

Cuisinart cast-iron single burner

Cuisinart CB-30 cast-iron single burner.

$60Buy on Amazon
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A cast-iron hot plate with a thermostat dial. It heats any pan you own and has nothing to update.

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Survival checklist

What it survives, next to the smart one it replaces.
1
=SURVIVES(threat)Survives…
ThisCuisinart cast-iron single burner
What it replacesSmart oneHestan Cue smart pan
2
Power cut
FALSE
FALSE
3
Wi-Fi goes down
TRUE
FALSE
4
The company switches off its servers
TRUE
FALSE
5
Someone tries to hack it
TRUE
FALSE
6
A firmware update goes wrong
TRUE
FALSE
7
Twenty years from now
#DEPENDS
FALSE
8
=COUNTIF(TRUE)Total
4 of 64/6and one maybe
0 of 60/6

The smart one is the Hestan Cue smart pan.

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One coil, one dial, no screen.

Cuisinart cast-iron single burner

$60
Cuisinart cast-iron single burner$60
Buy on Amazon