Too dumb to fail.

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Bosch 800 Series with Home Connect

By Bosch.

$1,300
Estimate. Prices change.

A very good dishwasher with a Wi-Fi module, an app and an offer to reorder detergent for you. It washes beautifully and sells to you on the side.

Online
Wi-Fi, Ethernet or cellular. An attacker can be anywhere, and it can collect data.

Buy the dumb one instead

We do not link to the smart one. You can find it.

Survival checklist

What it survives, next to the dumb one.
1
=SURVIVES(threat)Survives…
ThisBosch 800 Series with Home Connect
The dumb oneDumb oneRedecker dish brush
2
Power cut
FALSE
TRUE
3
Wi-Fi goes down
#DEPENDS
TRUE
4
The company switches off its servers
#DEPENDS
TRUE
5
Someone tries to hack it
FALSE
TRUE
6
A firmware update goes wrong
FALSE
TRUE
7
Twenty years from now
#DEPENDS
TRUE
8
=COUNTIF(TRUE)Total
0 of 60/6and three maybes
6 of 66/6

The dumb one is the Redecker dish brush.

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Orders its own tablets. Charges your card.

Bosch 800 Series with Home Connect

$1,300
Online A dishwasher with a shopping habit.
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We looked. Sorry.

Every dishwasher made this century has a chip. The brush is one cell to the left.